S.A.T.C. - part deux

Thanks to the abundance of "shlemmings" (an unusual hybrid beastie - part sheep, part lemming) in North America, it would appear that the above mentioned movie (it will never be described as a film) is on its way to grossing more than $ 100 million.

Do any of you out there have any idea what this means?

The social consequences of it all - there'll be a frickin' sequel...

Easy there, lunch, easy...

I can't wait. Product placement will be more innovative than usual. Aside from the to-be-expected and not-to-be-forgotten Geritol, manufacturers will be lining up to have their products front and centre. May I suggest Metamucil for the must have orange-flavored cocktail of the next decade, the Muciltini? Or Gold Bond medicated powder and cream to help with diaper rash from our lead marketer, the always fashionable and by now ubiquitous Depends? Seabond denture fixative to maintain that naturally phony Hollywood smile?

I could go one... but I won't, the wrath of TLATO notwithstanding.

Add your own products to the list.

The producers will thank you - no doubt all the way to the frickin' bank, laughing at the gullibility of a generation or two of women clinging to their dreams and sanity like the elastic waist band of their support hose...

Ouch! Stop that, Sheryl. That hurt.