I’m sorry, but just when you thought that it could not possibly get any worse, BANG, some executive, with way too much time and not enough dollars to pay for their leased Mercedes comes up with this hare-brained scheme.
No, I’m not kidding. Apparently, two “rock” stars – no, not Russ Howard (hey, this is a National sport in Canada, don’t you know?), Bruce Springsteen and John Bon Jovi (is there something in the New Jersey water) are among a group of entertainment types who rent arena time on occasion to pick up brooms instead of guitars. Now for some time, many entertainment-types have also laced up skates and taken to the ice to play a period or two of ice hockey. These two “fugedaboudit” individuals have allegedly been approached by some crazed executives who truly believe that the television-viewing public are all morons and will watch anything.
Please… What’s next?
OK, how about this? Approach some of the more unstable women in La-La Land (so many to choose) and ask them to compete in a reality series around the most excellent of all spectator sports - stripping! Vote for your favorite celeb at the end of the show. Dial 1-800-POORME for Lindsay, 1-800-ALIMONY for Britney or 1-800-NOBRAIN for Paris….
Better yet; combine both ideas. Pole dancing on ice! “And here’s our first performer, Kate, getting it on to “Slippery when wet” by New Jersey’s second (or maybe third depending on where the Chairman of the Board fits) favorite son!”
Come back writers -- please; (almost) all is forgiven.
And before I forget, happy birthday, Ross!
Monday, February 11, 2008
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