Tick, tock...

That sound you hear is the incessant noise from a clock counting down.

I'm referring specifically to the now world-renowned Octomon, Nadya Suleman and her 15 minutes of fame.

This will be the longest 15 minutes. Ever.

With 14 kids under the age of seven, there will be oh-so-many milestones and events over the ensuing years that will ensure this individual remains in someone's spotlight until the final sibling is laid to rest -- which, one truly hopes will be many years from now.

In fact, last week, an offer was made to our collagen-enhanced, unemployed single Mom to star in an adult entertainment movie. Yes, that's right, folks. Porn.

Surprised? Don't be. Personally I think that offers like that are the tips of the proverbial iceberg.

I have my own thoughts on what some of them might be and will share at a later date. Care to add your $ 0.02 worth?

And before I forget, is it just me, but when I look at the photograph I've attached to this post, is it possible that Octomom and Jar Jar Binks may have been separated at birth? You be the judge.

And another thing; how many of us know of other unemployed and single Mothers of 14 children who regularly visit a nail salon and frequent Starbucks? I'll make it easier; how many of you know any unemployed single Moms with any number of kids that have similar habits? And meanwhile her parents are about to lose the house sweet Nadya and her soccer team plus three substitutes presently live.

Somewhere in the background I can hear Edgar Winter and his band playing one of their best known tunes, "Free Ride"...